I am in the midst of building blogrolls from memory, comment lists--oh yeah, those who left evelopes with money/naked pictures I'll certainly get right on your picture link or be sending a note right after I stop laughing hysterically.
In the meantime, I came across this list on one of my mil/political blogs and it gave me a laugh speaking deeply to my own inner smartass.
Happy Monday, peeps!
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it.
If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”
Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken there? I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.”
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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6 comments:
"The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth."
You won't believe this, but that was printed on the back of one of the little handi-wipes the server brought to our table last night.
I am not lying.
I bet that surprised the heck outta you, huh? Where's my Jack and Seven?
"Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?"Well, in my dog's case, she just can't stand the smell of bourbon. ;-)
"I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes."
And that's why I don't worry so much about feeding my CAKE habit.
@Jay. Sounds like some training is in order.
@ Trav--I use the same mindset to feed my Lay's, brownie habits. It's sad really.Nay pathetic how little control I have where those two non-food items are concerned. nomnomnom!
I really have to laugh at those.
Especially that one about "Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing".