Sunday Secret: Pedis and Karma

on 28 December 2008


It's kinda lame, but it's a secret nonetheless.

I have only had a pedicure twice in my life,

both times 'cause this mama at right called me up

and said:

get ready I'm coming to get your ass in an hour
so don't %$#& ARGUE with me.

No.

I didn't call myself.

This is sis, A.

She's louder, bossier and just as strong minded.

Seems sister radar kicked in the morning after the sleepover last week.

I get the Be Ready call while parents were coming to pick up their offspring
who were

all basically in one piece albeit sleep deprived and sugared up.
Yes.

I'm talking about the kids.

HEY.

One good turn

deserved another

Am I right?

I mean in terms of parental karma,

it's plausible,

if not reasonable,

to consider how many points

I potentially racked up with the Universe

just in terms of the general

night out /movie/sex on the counter in the kitchen

I may have provided these boys' parents.


No?


Riiiiiight.

Now about pedis...
mmm



yummy!




I think I may have to shorten up the amount of time that tends to pass between this decadent, delicious kind of outting my dear sister provided...and I'm not just saying that cause we hit a wine bar after.


Chik Flik Red.


I think I'm hooked.


16 comments:

PhilippinesPhil said...

I think I LIKE her job. Dress code: short skirt, the rest is up to the customer! You look sophisticated in those sunglasses by the way, and H-O-T. I like my women smart. (Sorry for the sexist comment, I'm feeling a bit saucy today...pushing the envelope).

earthmama said...

red, like part of the french trilogy red, blue, and is it white? i saw those forever ago...and loved them, i think.

pedicures freak me out, but i am glad to hear you enjoyed yours. tell sis a i said hello and i'm glad to hear you recovered from testosterone night at your house. yes, i think you made big universe points... :) a little sugar and sleep deprivation can be worked with, especially after a night of good sex.

been thinking about you and hope you have a good holiday. i'll call you soon...fun times to talk about. but better after a few drinks, i'm sure. peace out, mama.

Wreggie said...

I get one every three weeks. Seriously.

I feel better, my feet look good and this hot Asian chick does them and I peek at her cleavage and drink wine.

What's not to like?

Jay said...

Thanks for the leg shot babe. ;-)

I've never had a pedi. But, I might go wherever it is Wreggie goes. haha

Anonymous said...

Mel says that now I'm "famous" thanks to you :) *chuckle* By the way, you need to post more...I check back often and you just don't write enough to keep me entertained *GRIN*

A

fairyflutters said...

I love pedicures at the places where the workers don't speak English. It's fun. :)

Good job, Hope! Glad you enjoyed!

Wow, that was awkward said...

Pants optional pedis?

Travis said...

One of the best gifts I ever gave my Lady was a spa day. I was well-rewarded for that one.

She's not really that kind of girly girl, but every woman deserves to be pampered sometimes.

Southern Sage said...

was it sunny in there?

Hope said...

Phil & Sage--Actually I just sat down when we took that pic. Glasses came off just after!

Earthmama--Yun I agree. I didn't bother to tell the parents that I was fairly certain all of them peed off the back porch at one time or another.

Wreggie--It WAS pretty fun. They did this hot parrafin thing that was to die for!

Jay--I could just see you two hanging out and lusting after those women shin deep in perfumed sea salt wraps...hahahaha.

Fairy--Now see I'd just as soon have them only use English, otherwise my natural sense of center of the universitis kicks in and I assume they are talking about me or my feet.

Wow--Nah. I just couldn't get the camera any closer to my face. I'm tall ya know.

a--heehee

Trav--I pass that bit of info on to Tony!

Linda and her Twaddle said...

Hmmmm, well, there is not a snow flake's hope in Hell you will get me to let someone touch my feet. However, I can appreciate how lovely your footsies look after your pedicure.

I have to say (and I can because I am a female) that you have shamefully young and smooth looking legs. Must be all them squats and burpees you do.

Hope said...

Linda--lol. Thank you mama. This is where I should say yeah but you should see the cellulite on my ass, but that wouldn't be very elegant or gracious so I won't. ;)

As for pedis, I generally have always felt the same way you do, but once I got over it I was TOTALLY into it.

Cunning_Linguist said...

I'm taking the anti pedicure stance. As a matter of fact, I'm taking the anti foot stance on the whole matter. Feet on the whole, skeeve me. I don't like looking at them, I don't like touching them and I barely tolerate talking about them ( this is how much I like your blog. I will talk about them ). There's foot fetishist on this side....and then there's me, wayyyyyyyyyy the hell over there. If I may be so bold, we should have all evolved with flippers instead of feet. It would be more practical and the playing field against Phelps might just even out. No ma'am... I'm not into the whole foot thing.

I do like the legs, tho. rawr indeed.

mnwhr said...

You gotta take the time to pamper yourself, you deserve it!
btw - sending the kids back juiced up was a wicked good thing to do.

Hope said...

Flippers, Cunni? I dunno...that would screw things up in the gym for sure. But yeah...feet aren't my fav either. Still sis managed to help me reconsider my stance a bit. Stance. ha. I kill me. RAWR...i gotta add that to my wordbank!!

Mnwhr--I think you may just be right. heehee...I figured you'd zero right in on the retributive facet. muwhahahaha!

Rolando said...

Dang what nice legs and feet. What are we talking about here again lol.

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