What happened in Brenham stays in Brenham. Just like these empty bottles... oh and some of these...yes...those are Ding Dongs--I couldn't find the damn brownies and they do have that creamy center after all.

My dear mamas with me advised me not to post the Ding Dong picture as I would only embarrass myself...

uh huh...

like I said--
what happened in Brenham will stay in Brenham

They also threatened great bodily harm and spilling of secrets if I posted pictures of them so I won't-- lest they rat me out or help me further compromise any interpersonal relationships of mine...rest assured if I go down thought I am soooooo taking them with me.

Let's just say I handled myself quite well up until electronic technology got involved...

I do seem to recall
battering both mamas with pillows,
ALL of us being shushed by management-- Earthmama and J are SO loud you see...
Oh yeah and pulling the covers over my head when my friends started showing off superior recollections of the evening combined with phrases like:

'Oh holy hell I did NOT say that',

'Marci, for the love of God and everything holy, open the freaking door I know you are in there--I don't have key!!!'

'J, #$@% THERE'S the bathroom'

'What?! ummmm is there anyway to unsend that?'

'Ya'll are so full of it!'

and

'OH_MY _GOD'

yes-these are all vaguely reminiscent now...

Mental notes
Drink the good wine first and save the cheap stuff for last.

Road trips are a blast driving stick and watching for law enforcement--all kinds of law enforcement.

I really need to get out of the house on a more regular basis. I have forgotten how to behave properly.

Always check the bedspread and make sure it doesn't smell like armpits.

I still suck at will power.
Postscript: Marci is right...it was really fun and recommendable aside from the odd email. Next time there will be FOUR of us. Right JE and L?muwhahaha


Postscript # 2...I was under the impression that BOTH mamas were threatening physical harm or public humiliation if pictures got put up, but my less than stellar faculties had that wrong.....which isn't surprising now with clear faculties ...earthmama's a lover not a fighter--...how she puts up with me I don't know...sooo-anyway I am going to go and look for a few to put up. hehe--
Earthmama



Earthmama & me

3 comments:

Hope said...

J- I am afraid the post it notes are not working...must not email...must not email..see? not working. I am only glad I wasn't the actual author...lord knows what I would have said..though the whole friends don't let friends type drunk should actually be, for accuraty's sake: drunk friends didn't let drunker friends type drunk..lol...still cringing...

earthmama said...

oh come on, it wasn't that bad. i had a blast...and i thought some of those pictures were pretty good.

ci, yes...all wine tastes the same after the first bottle. especially when all of the wines are pink...(hope likes pink wine)

j...you are a genius. yes, bold colored signs are a good idea. i don't think the management will mind as long as we're quiet...(quietER)

quit cringing...you're forty now. <3

Hope said...

earthamama- it was fun...I'm at the cringe phase..shrug..it'll pass heh and yes, I LOVE a nice zinfandel though that Reisling wasn't pink was it? I thought it was white...I do remember that since it was the first one we opened...hehehehe--I am sooooooo glad I forwent any shots.so what' my binge rate now..once every four years or so right?

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