My 3 year old informed me he was going to kick my ass today.

Yup.

He pilfered brownies made for my Marines,

poured juice into his little porta potty thank GOD he never uses for more than a step stool until today of course when he used it for a cup.

whacked several thatches of hair off of his head,

clocked his sister on more than one occasion with a light saber

tried to hide some popsicle in a gift bag

and later used the popsicle stick to attempt booger excavation.

I think he's on some sort of toddler period, minus the maxis.