Kroger grocery store
Frozen food, people, FROZEN FOOD.
10 am.
2 kids in the cart
2 kids walking
We round a corner from icecream into the snack aisle and there they are.
These magazines sitting in their own little rack...ack I can't believe I just used the word rack...
oh and hey, this is not moral commentary.
Think of this more as a brief study of the Y chromosome.
Immediate feedback from my most recently weaned?
"Oooooooooooooooooooo...doz are niiiiiice neenees...dey gots candy on dem."
The look on this kid's face was as close to bliss as I have ever seen.
You know, of course, comments like this are always really loud AND made when Dad is not there...though I guess it wouldn't have been any better to have Dad there trying to stifle his appreciation and secret satisfaction in this most recent display of maleness in his offspring.
Nursing my children was for health and attachment reasons...
uh huh...
well
I think there have been some other results I hadn't taken into consideration.
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18 comments:
omg... cant.../
stop....
laughing!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOL. Great post! Too funny. I am stumbling this. I also like the word neenees. I hadn't heard that one before. Kids are certainly a bottomless pit of embusement - that's a mix of amusement and embarassment at the same time. ;)
OMG! Laughinglaughinglaughinglaughing...Wait let me catch my breath..OK..
Laughinglaughinglaughinglaughing..
Well it DOES look like candy!
Heehee, only thing that could of made that better was if a prudish old lady was within earshot. Love it!
Hope, I think that's a very nice necklace...don't you?
the model looks a little bolimic though.
that's my favoritest matthew line of allllllll time...
and it wasn't the size of the neenees, btw...it was all about the amount of the candy on those necklaces!!! :)
kat---yeah just wait...sooner or later the turn will be yours...lol
peg--it was pretty freaking funny...his two big bros were laughing so hard they knocked heads...
Teeni...embusement...good word...thanks mama!
hippy--my head was toatlly focused on the contents of my basket...for all I know there WAS a prudish old lady...
D---sure...you boys read SI for the jewlery and fashion...lol...yeah I am going to make sure I only believe this woman has never delivered a child otherwise I may have to take up drinking again...
earthmama---if he wasn't his father's son I'd almost believe that...ack.
You know... that model has nursed 4 kids. I am just sayin...
cris--ack say it ain't so...
...who the hell said I was ever gonna have kids?
Candy and neenee's, now that's heaven for a kid.
I'm back ..My husband sez(And I quote)..Those ARE nice neenees..Do they come with liquor? To which I replied..You should probably choose the one you can afford. I know..I know..But I still lurve him.. ;p
Children learn what they live.