Phrase o' the day:

"That shit ain't right."

Situational example:
Hope up this early on a Saturday to get dressed and go to work.
Oh!
Have I mentioned I'm a teacher?
Have I mentioned I have spent a few minutes each day trying to ascertain which ASSHAT decided to sign up the ENTIRE faculty for an inservice on not just a Saturday which is Godless enough, but even more heretical on the ONLY Saturday this month not already eaten up with holiday or family obligations?

When I find out who did it, I'm making swift, creative retribution my personal goal.

A person is nothing without a goal.

Feel free to leave your own situational example.

It'll be like getting in a circle and sharing our feelings
only without the circle.

Best example determined by a panel of...
(ummm dunno yet, I haven't asked anyone yet, I'm just making this shit up as I go along)
gets a blog write up and interview

or a big kiss on the mouth.

I know.
Try to contain yourself.