Proof positive that it is at least half in the delivery, if you plan on getting any, I mean...

I'm writing this early. Not something I usually do, but I've had few glasses of wine and it's only 8. In twelve hours I have to be at the gym. I suspect it's going to hurt, but I'll have to get back to you on that.

The fact that we are sitting with friends watching Mission Impossible on Telemundo with no subtitles should indicate all of us have had a couple of glasses of wine...

The discussion first centered on Tom Cruise's voice over and how it sounded a lot taller than Tom though any masculine voice would tend to do that.

'Course, dear mama friend, exacting in nature, had me go online and google "How tall is Tom Cruise?" How messed up is that? You have a life where someone you don't know can go online and ask an electronic oracle how tall you are and BAM...5 foot 7 inches ,which no one believes anyway, jumps right on out atcha?!!!...that's just wrong...

but so is watching Mission Impossible in Spanish when you don't speak it.That's just messed up. What could be more messed up than that you ask?

Well I'll tell ya it's one of our friends singing it's Business Time in the middle of our living room... In order for that to have a chance at a being funny you have to watch the video. So shoo...hurry up and go watch it.