Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Would love to stay here and blog instead of going to the inlaws, but I'm supposed to be running home to get some cough syrup for Matthew so time is short.
Merry Christmas!!!!!
May the gravy, cheesecake, eggnog and beer not wind up on your ass.
I hope everyone got what they wanted or at least didn't get what they didn't want.
It's been fast and furious over here the last couple of days.
I'm taking care of some chickens named Gary and Robert and a cat that hangs out in their coop named Scaredy Cat...that has therapy written all over it, eh?
I think we'll all get along JUST fine.
Have to go to the inlaws now.
Sigh.
Yeah
I know.
MORE therapy.
Nah
not really.
I plan on drinking.
Heavily.
It's an instant personality affliction fixer.
Hell, I bet it will even do something for mine.
And if it doesn't I can at least gauge how drunk I am by whether I can say:
"Personality affliction fixer" five times really fast.
Again...Merry Christmas, Ya'll.
It's an instant personality affliction fixer.
Hell, I bet it will even do something for mine.
And if it doesn't I can at least gauge how drunk I am by whether I can say:
"Personality affliction fixer" five times really fast.
Again...Merry Christmas, Ya'll.
XOXOXOXOX
If I could send ya'll anything it would involve a chartered plane and a 10 day break from it all. I'll just swing around and pick everyone up.
Be ready when I get there!!!
I'm not waiting on your asses.
Who's riding shotgun?
If I could send ya'll anything it would involve a chartered plane and a 10 day break from it all. I'll just swing around and pick everyone up.
Be ready when I get there!!!
I'm not waiting on your asses.
Who's riding shotgun?
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